Shall I compare thee to a margin call?
Thou art more subtle though less temperate.
Rough iTraxx does shake the darling hedges of summer,
And Bear Stearns’ lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of credit derivative shines,
And often is his subprime complexion dimm'd;
And every REIT from REIT some time declines,
By fright, or forced-selling’s changing course, tanked-out;
But thy eternal cycle shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that danger thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou couldn’st trim his credit lines
When in eternal lines to time thou has always’st:
So long as men can over-leverage in hand with prime brokers,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


Nice to see you joining the sadly under-populated ranks of financial poets...
You definitely should not encourage me.
Greatly enjoy your stuff btw.
R
Here's one to Start (sung to to the tune of Bob Marley's "Redemption Song"
Investors, yes, they rob i;
Redeemed I for the t-bill chips,
Minutes after they told i,
i sold into a bottomless pit.
But my head was made strong
By whats already in my accounts,.
And I pour more into them
even as the losses mount...
Won't you help to sing
These songs of fees gone -
I've more than you'll ever have :
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
Emancipate yourself from mark-to-market
None but ourselves can free our lines,
Have no fear of toxic CDOs,
cause none of them can stop the whines .
How long shall they steal our profits,
By marking us to the market
Some say it just be prudent
No!, We've got to mark-up de book.
These songs of fees gone -
I've more than you'll ever have, despite
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
these songs of fees gone...