Cute little story in the tabloids which is even being carried by the broadsheet the Daily Telegraph: Lord of The Mansion Hugh Hefner is being forced to make some cutbacks due to the credit crisis.

Year over year Playboy Enterprises stock is down 63% with no signs of tumescence on the horizon.

Separately - and in no way related, I'm sure - Mr Hefner seems to being having some woman problems.

NB: Nod to the Mrs Merton show for the post title