O Otmar why do you stand above it all
Dissing so much and so much at the FT, Bloomberg and Telegraph TV?
O pampered bureaucrat whom nobody in investment banking loves just now
Why do you diss us and iss us
When you too might have been compressing spreads into thin air
And taking the fat bonus(es) home to mamma?
O why do you stand above us now
Plugging that damn book
And dissing and Issing so much and so much?